Net Miles Of Smiles

At age 4, success is………………not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is………………having friends.

At age 20, success is………………having sex.

At age 35, success is………………making money.

At age 70, success is………………having sex.

At age 80, success is………………having friends.

At age 90, success is………………not peeing your pants.