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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy,
so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?”
“11″ he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not
what I meant, but he’s right.”
“What two days of the week start with the
letter ‘T’?”
“Today and tomorrow.”
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied
a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
“Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham
Lincoln?”
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought
really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t
know.”
“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one
for a while?”
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where
his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
Gomer was exultant. “It went great! First day on the
job and I’m already working on a murder case!”
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