Net Miles Of Smiles

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane

when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard

 that

flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow

 passenger.”

… The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed itslowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talkabout?” 

 “Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro,

do you  think that So-called President Elect Barack Obama is

qualified for the
 job?” and he smiles.

… “OK”, she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let meask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat thesame stuff -
 grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns

out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. 

Why do you
 suppose that is?”

… The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama… when you “don’t know

shit?”