Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: action, angel, college, friends, friendship, gift, God, graduation, gratitude, heart, life, love, moment, muscle, popularity, power, smiles, speech, teacher
I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, ‘Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.’
I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, arms, beauty, benefit, body, celebrity, chic, diet, exercise, fashion, first lady, hands, health, link, photos, relaxation, rest, sexy, smiles, strength, style, time, tips, weight
Get Michelle Obama’s sexy, sculpted arms in 5 minutes a day
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Much has been said about our first lady’s fashion sense, but right now I’m in the throes of major arm-envy—hers are sculpted, strong, and not overly bulky. Nicely toned biceps and triceps are what I like to call the “show-off” muscles, because you see results so quickly, which is highly motivating.
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Here are a few of my favorite tips, plus quick, easy moves to get you started. Do 8 to 10 repetitions of the first two moves, and as many of the third as you can do in 30 seconds. Complete the whole routine 3 or 4 times per week with a rest day between sessions.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cab, car, Chief, choice, church, color, colors, cop, era, funny, highway, hilarious, history, humor, jokes, journey, language, laughter, license, light, man, minister, mirror, moment, New York, officer, pastor, path, patrolman, period, phone, police, pope, preacher, president, priest, reflection, reverend, road, sheriff, smiles, taxi, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, trooper, vehicle, voice, words
The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: art, artist, blonde, car, career, destination, eyes, finger, fingers, fool, funny, highway, humor, idiot, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, man, money, moron, oil, pencil, perception, road, smiles, stupid, task, test, tool, tools, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, woman, words, work
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ’What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..’ She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. Read More
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, poison, wife
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: chalkboard, child, class, computer, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, movie, online, school, skills, smiles, student, teacher, video
While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils,I drew a greater-than (>) and a less-than (<) sign on thechalkboard and asked, “Does anyone remember what these mean?”
A few moments passed, and then a boy confidently raised his
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Mar 07 2009