Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: dating, funny, hilarious, jokes, marriage
When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue
When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband…… at all times
..
When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, manager, store
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: cat, food, fun, funny, funtime, humanity, humor, laughter, legs, man, morning, others, prayer, sleep, smiles, teeth, woman
Now I lay me down to sleep,The king-size bed looks soft and deep…I’ll move right into the center grooveSo my humans can hardly move!I’ve trapped their legs,
they’re tucked in tight
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: deer, funny, jokes, pastor, season, Sunday
Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer.No one raised a hand.
Puzzled, the pastor said, “I don’t get it. Last Sunday many of you
said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: attendant, blonde, boss, car, employee, employer, fool, funny, humor, idiot, job, jokes, laughter, license, smiles, task, traffic, vehicle, work
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
..
She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: abroad, age, apple, apples, bell, bells, bishop, bus, car, church, college, computer, creativity, destination, duty, eggs, England, English, Englishman, era, exam, eyes, finger, fingers, fire, fool, foreign, France, French, fruit, fruits, funny, hand, hands, highway, hilarious, home, House, humanity, humor, idiot, internet, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, license, light, logic, logics, man, meat, minister, moron, online, others, paradox, pastor, perception, period, phone, plant, play, pope, preacher, priest, Professor, race, reflection, reverend, ring, road, school, sermon, sign, smiles, star, stupid, task, teacher, teeth, test, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, truck, tutor, university, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, vehicle, woman, words, work
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
Comments (0)
Mar 07 2009