Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, short, wife
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
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Mar 31 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, birthday, bliss, cemetery, check, companion, couple, dad, decision, doctor, duty, encouragement, father, favor, funny, ghost, happiness, health, hilarious, home, hospital, House, humor, husband, job, jokes, joy, labor, laughter, letter, mail, marriage, Mathematics, mother, partner, physician, smiles, specialist, spouse, surgeon, task, wife, work
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
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Mar 31 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, woman
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
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Mar 31 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: awards, celebrity, choice, family, love, music, photos, smiles, star, time
Jermaine Dupri and daughter Shaniah arrive hand in hand at Nickelodeon’s 2009 Kids’ Choice Awards on March 28.
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Mar 30 2009
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS".
Tags: black, black pepper, celery, coconut milk, codfish, direction, directions, fennel, fish, food, garlic, herb, herbs, ingredient, ingredients, Jamaica, Jamaican, link, milk, oil, olive oil, onions, pasta, pepper, plant, plants, recipe, saltfish, sauce, scallion, season, seasoning, thyme, tomato, treats, veggie, veggies, wine
‘Run Down’ Codfish Pasta
Ingredients
1 lb desalted and picked codfish
2 large white onions, chopped
1/2 lb fennel bulb, sliced
2 stalks celery, coarsely chopped
6 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup sun dried tomatoes, coarsely chopped.
1 cup halved cherry tomato or orange tomatoes
1 cup coconut milk
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Mar 30 2009
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: action, activity, beaches, beauty, bliss, Caribbean, choices, earth, Eden, entertainment, experience, freedom, garden, glory, happiness, heart, honeymoon, hospitality, hotel, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, land, life, link, love, marriage, mind, music, Negril, northcoast, paradise, peace, photos, reggae, relaxation, resort, restaurant, rhythm, Rick's Cafe, rivers, romance, sea, service, smiles, soul, spa, spirit, sports, sunset, taste, touch, tropics, universe, vacation, vision, warmth, waterfalls, wedding, world
Whether you’re looking for solitude, natural beauty or a happening hot spot, find your perfect beach on an exotic corner of the world……
Boisterous reggae, white-sand beaches, lush foliage, and clear waterfalls: That’s Jamaica, mon!!!!
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Once You Go, You Know.
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JAMROCK!!!!!!
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Enter the elegantly rustic, jewel-like lobby and immediately come face to face with a beach so magnificent it takes your breath away. A half mile of pearl-white sand arching in a perfect crescent, kissed by translucent turquoise water-the spectacular sight of the undulating aquamarine sea greets you from every corner of Sandals Negril in Jamaica. The lushness of the gardens, the staff’s easygoing warmth and the ever-present, soothing sound of surf - you’ll find time slipping away as you become one with the carefree Negril state of mind.
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Mar 29 2009