Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, elderly, funny, hilarious, jokes, seniors
I just want to thank all of you for your educational email’s over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
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I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
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Apr 28 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: accomplishment, African-American, America, attraction, beauty, black woman, Britain, British, campaign, career, celebrity, community, couple, designer, education, embrace, England, exercise, family, fashion, first grandmother, first lady, government, hug, icon, lawyer, link, London, magazine, marriage, member, military, office, palace, photos, poise, politics, president, Queen Elizabeth, sense, smiles, spotlight, style, White House, wife
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When it comes to firsts, Michelle Obama seems to break new ground every day. Of course, being the first black first lady is at the top of the heap. But she’s first in many other “first lady” categories, too.
As the media assesses her husband’s first 100 days in office tomorrow, we look at the mark she has made in her short time in the White House:
Tallest: Mrs. Obama is tall (5-foot-11), but she’s not the tallest first lady in American
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Apr 28 2009
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: happiness, others, quotes, today
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
- Mark Twain
Apr 28 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, jokes, seniors, Sunday
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all ofyou who know seniors, and to all of you who will become
seniors. It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!
“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!” The irate customer calling
the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her
Sunday edition was.
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Apr 28 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, House, jokes, short
1. Open a new folder on your PC ….
2. Name it ‘Housework.’
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you,
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Apr 28 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: Academy Awards, accent, actor, actress, awards, British, career, dance, excitement, fashion, fun, girlfriend, gown, kisses, love, naked, Oscar, photos, pleasant, romance, screenwriter, sexy, smiles, style, suave, suit, talent, tuxedo, wife, winner, wish
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Some of the The Frisky ladies love to ogle the gowns at the Academy Awards, but personally? I’m not looking at tufts of taffeta when the sexiest men on the planet are dressed up like winners! Move over ladies, and let the gents be photographed! We wish they only had on sexy smiles, but a tuxedo is a close second. So here are the top 10 guys we’d like to see naked, instead of Oscar.
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Apr 28 2009