Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: All Fool's Day, April Fool's Day, bell, bliss, crop, day, family, food, fool, friends, fun, funny, funtime, happiness, harvest, hoax, idiot, jokes, joy, moron, neighbors, pranks, sandwich, spaghetti, White House
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Fool
Fool who?
I fooled you,
Woohoo!
Happy April Fool’s Day!!!
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: blessings, Christ, Easter, family, forgiveness, friends, gift, Jesus, life, love, sacrifice, thankfulness
We Have Been Truly Blessed!
Thank You Lord Jesus For The Gift Of Unconditional Love Read More
Apr 01 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: apology, climate, desire, faith, forgiveness, honor, inspiration, kisses, knowledge, laughter, life, love, plaque, wife
Whoever said it first got it right: “Life is too short for drama and
petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive
quickly.” What a wise and wonderful way to live – but not as easy as
it seems.
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Personally, I’m all for lingering kisses, raucous laughter, and true
love. I can’t wait. But the idea of forgiving quickly is a tough one.
It certainly belongs on the list; it’s just that it doesn’t come
easily. How I enjoy my righteous indignation. Forgiving can be like
drinking bitter medicine; I have to force myself to swallow … and even
that in small doses.
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Apr 01 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: aroma, boss, clothes, clothing, companion, couple, day, dinner, duty, employee, employer, era, exam, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, hands, hilarious, history, humor, husband, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, meal, meat, memory, menu, odor, partner, perfume, recipe, restaurant, scent, smell, smiles, spouse, style, supervisor, tablecloth, task, test, time, tool, tools, waiter, waitress, wife, woman, work
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry sir, but I am blind, and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner’s wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Read More
Apr 01 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: cop, couple, funny, hilarious, jokes, policeman, wife
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’
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‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’
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‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’
Apr 01 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, Christ, effect, experience, family, friends, inspiration, Jesus, laughter, lessons, scripture, students, target, teacher
A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.
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One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person’s picture.
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Sally’s girlfriend drew a picture of a girl who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased at the overall effect she had achieved.
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Apr 01 2009