Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alcohol, bar, beer, brandy, cemetery, champagne, devil, drunk, funny, ghost, gin, hell, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, liquor, rum, satan, scotch, smiles, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wine
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, attention, Britain, cheers, conference, convention, economy, fashion, first lady, humility, leaders, London, nation, photos, politics, president, prime minister, profile, queen, smiles, star, summit, White House, wife, world
US President Barack Obama and his wife first lady Michelle Obama, walk hand in hand as they leave Downing Street…
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LONDON — Maybe it should have been called the O-20.
Just over two months into his presidency, Barack Obama commanded center stage at this high-wattage gathering of the world’s industrialized nations, vacuuming up attention both inside the summit and throughout a sophisticated city not easily star-struck.
Obama proclaimed at the end of the conference that his country would be more humble in the world, but there was nothing modest about the attention he received.
His profile was so immense that it threatened to diminish both the global summit itself and the protests taking place on the streets of London.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Friendship Poetry, Funny Poetry.
Tags: attention, celebration, chores, companion, computer, couple, designer, dishes, dog, fashion, friends, friendship, fun, funny, funtime, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, internet, job, language, laughter, man, online, others, partner, smiles, style, task, time, today, treats, wife, woman, words, work
I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
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I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: account, bank, gift, happiness, health, history, inspiration, life, love, moment, present, purpose, success, time, today, treasure, value
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day.
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What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course! Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose.
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It carries over no balance. It allows no overdraft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day’s deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going back. There is no drawing against the “tomorrow”.
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You must live in the present on today’s deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success!
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: affection, America, beauty, Britain, charm, first lady, hug, inauguration, leaders, London, love, opportunities, performance, photos, president, prime minister, Queen Elizabeth, smiles, spouse, wife, world
Michelle Obama, wife of U.S. President Barack Obama, left, walks with Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II at the reception at Buckingham Palace in London Wednesday, April 1, 2009.
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LONDON – Michelle Obama’s meeting with Queen Elizabeth II began with a handshake and ended in a hug.The first lady arrived Wednesday with President Barack Obama. After separate meetings on the eve of the G-20 summit, the couple attended an evening reception for world leaders hosted by the queen.Mrs. Obama clearly made an impression with the 82-year-old monarch — so much that the smiling queen strayed slightly from protocol and briefly wrapped her arm around the first lady in a rare public show of affection. Read More
Apr 03 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aroma, bird, choice, color, daffodil, duty, earth, exam, flowers, fragrance, garden, home, House, job, life, Mathematics, odor, perfume, rain, rose, roses, scent, season, shrubs, spring, summer, task, test, tips, tool, tools, vegetables, water, winter, work
Follow the 10 tips outlined below for a welcoming garden that’s filled with color and fragrance — and song.
Survey the Yard
Make note of tree limbs that should be removed or cabled, especially those that overhang structures. Hire an arborist to maintain large trees. Cut down last year’s perennial foliage, and toss it into the compost pile. Rake mulch from beds planted with bulbs before foliage appears, and refresh mulch in other planting areas after soil warms. Check fences, steps, and pathways for disrepair caused by freezing and thawing.
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Apr 03 2009