Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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I want a Divorce!!!!
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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OUTSTANDING!
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: bar, funny, gambler, hilarious, jokes, money
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the house a round of drinks.”
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The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some money first.”
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The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?” asked the bartender.
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, samples, short, wife
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
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The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, airport, argument, cemetery, check, companion, couple, desire, elderly, era, feeling, flight, funds, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, listening, logic, marriage, Mathematics, money, partner, pilot, plane, seniors, show, smiles, sound, spouse, surprise, time, wife, words
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.”
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The years went by, and Bob figured he didn’t have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it’s free to watch, let’s at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument.
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: coffee, community, emotion, encouragement, family, friends, gift, God, holidays, home, inspiration, life, love, memories, mind, moment, parents, photos, treasure, wife
By Bob Perks
Don’t tell me you can’t go home.
I just came back from there.
My phone rang early last Saturday morning.
“Hey, did you see in the paper that 466 is
having a house sale?” my brother asked.
“No, are they really?”
“Yes. I think we’re going down later just
walk through it.”
466 is the house number of the home we lived
in when I was growing up. I lived in a
community that always stayed close to where
you were born. Families rarely moved away
back then. That is until the kids graduated
high school. Then it appears that most
of my class mates left the area.
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Apr 04 2009
