Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: apology, blackboard, blessings, buddies, challenge, class, enforcement, forgiveness, friends, glory, God, Jesus, life, Lord, love, moment, poverty, prayer, price, punishment, rules, students, teacher, whipping
As you go about your day remember who paid the price for our sins!
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There was a school with a class of students that no teacher had been able to handle. Two or three teachers had been run off from this school in one year by the unruly students. A young man, just out of college, heard about the class and applied to the school.
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The principal asked the young man, ‘Do you know what you are asking for? No one else has been able to handle these students. You are just asking for a terrible beating’. After a few moments of silent prayer, the young man looked at the principal and said, ‘Sir, with your consent I accept the challenge. Just give me a trial basis.’
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, mule, wife
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
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One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, taxes
A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
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Apr 04 2009