Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, couple, doctor, elderly, funny, health, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, seniors, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
An old couple go to the doctor for their yearly physicals. One-at-a time the doctor brings them into the examination room, starting with the husband.
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“Well, Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape for a man your age,” says the doctor. The man replies, “Well doc, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me.” “What do you mean?” asks the doctor. The old man says, “For instance, last night in the middle of the night, I had to get up to go to the bathroom–and the good Lord turned on the light for me so I wouldn’t fall down.” “That’s nice,” said the doctor. “Send your wife in now, please.”
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Apr 08 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, bus, elderly, funny, goats, humor, jokes, laughter, seniors, short, smiles, traffic, vehicle
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.
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She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. ‘These’ she explained, ‘Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’ She then asked, ‘What do you do in America with your old goats?’
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Apr 08 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, anger, bank, beauty, bliss, cab, car, check, companion, compassion, couple, dance, destination, doctor, dress, earth, elderly, embrace, era, eyes, family, fashion, feeling, funds, girl, glasses, global, globe, granny, gratitude, hand, hands, happiness, hat, hats, history, home, hope, hospital, House, hug, hugs, husband, inspiration, journey, joy, kindness, kisses, land, letter, license, life, lifestyle, lifetime, love, mail, man, memories, mind, mirror, moment, money, mother, mother-in-law, movie, neighbor, neighborhood, nurse, others, partner, party, passenger, path, patient, period, photos, physician, relaxation, rest, road, seniors, smiles, sound, specialist, spouse, style, sunshine, surgeon, surprise, taxi, thankfulness, time, touch, traffic, travel, universe, vehicle, voice, wedding, wife, woman, world
I arrived at the house to pick-up a passenger and after waiting a few minutes I walked to the door and knocked. ‘Just a a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
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After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90’s stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets. There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard box filled with photos and glassware.
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: administration, advice, America, change, citizen, conference, country, Cuba, dialogue, encouragement, energy, finance, freedom, government, health, improvement, interest, interview, island, leaders, life, officials, organization, policy, president, pride, relations, smiles, summit, surprise, transparency, travel, world
Fidel Castro asks US lawmakers how to improve ties
Rep. Barbara Lee, D-Calif., front, reacts during a news conference in Havana, Tuesday, April 7, 2009. …
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By Will Weissert, AP writer
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HAVANA – A “very healthy, very energetic” Fidel Castro asked visiting Congressional Black Caucus members what Cuba could do to help President Barack Obama improve bilateral relations during his first meeting with U.S. officials since falling ill in 2006.
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Caucus leader Rep. Barbara Lee, a Democrat from California, said the ailing former Cuban president talked for nearly two hours with her and two other delegation members on Tuesday in a meeting seen as signaling Cuba’s willingness to discuss better relations with the United States. Read More
Apr 08 2009