Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, wife
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
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The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
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The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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Apr 09 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: attractions, beauty, celebration, colors, country, experience, flowers, garden, joy, life, New York, paradise, plants, roses, season, spring
Spring has sprung! Celebrate the most beautiful places to experience the season’s stunning colors.

The Rites of Spring
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The New York Botanical Garden: The Big Apple hosts a South American tropical paradise each spring when The Orchid Show: Brazilian Modern takes over the New York Botanical Garden in the Bronx. Running through April 12, the event (now in its seventh year) showcases thousands of lush, brilliantly hued orchids, as well as bromeliads and
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Apr 09 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: farmer, funny, jokes
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
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One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show - Is she ready to go?” The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
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Apr 09 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: Africa, airport, art, blonde, butt, cat, dictionary, doctor, dog, eyes, flight, fool, funny, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, letter, man, medication, medicine, moron, nurse, others, patient, penis, physician, plane, rectum, religion, smiles, specialist, surgeon, task, woman, words, work
Artery………….Study of paintings
Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section….District in Rome
Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty
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Apr 09 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actress, awards, celebrity, classic, couple, designers, fashion, fun, glamour, globe, Golden Globes, Hollywood, inspiration, red carpet, romance, smiles, star, style, suit, sunglasses, updo
See which stars complement each other best both on and off the red carpet.