Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, lightning, short
During a home renovation, my grandfather was watching
me drive in nails.
“You hammer like lightning,” he said.
“Really?” I replied, flattered.
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, elderly, funny, home, House, humor, job, jokes, laughter, man, music, neighbor, seniors, short, smiles, task, tools, woman, work
The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch.“Madam,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.”The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” Read More
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: Bunny, Easter, funny, jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, Bunny, Easter, funny, jokes, woman
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!".
Tags: Christ, Easter, eternity, glory, God, Jesus, joy, power, prayer, redemption, resurrection
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Apr 12 2009