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Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
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Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
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Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
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Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
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Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
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Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
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Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
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Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
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Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
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Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
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Happy Easter!
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