Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz
and, after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presidedat the hearing.
“Your honour,” he said, “I wanna get out a warrant for
that dirty lawyer of mine.”
“Why ?” asked the judge. “He won your acquittal.
What do you want to have him arrested for?” “Well, your honour,” replied Carlson, “I didn’t have themoney to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I
stole.”
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