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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
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Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
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Apr 18 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: ambassadors, America, applause, Bolivia, Caribbean, Cuba, economy, El Salvador, election, encouragement, energy, friends, goal, government, handshake, intelligence, laughter, leaders, link, listening, luncheon, meeting, moment, nation, neighbor, Nicaragua, officials, pledge, politics, power, president, respect, security, smiles, source, spirit, summit, Trinidad, Venezuela, voters, White House, world
President Barack Obama, left, talks to Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez,right, as El Salvador’s President …
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By Mark S. Smith, Associated Press Writer – 38 mins ago
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PORT-OF-SPAIN, Trinidad – President Barack Obama offered a spirit of cooperation to America’s hemispheric neighbors at a summit Saturday, listening to complaints about past U.S. meddling and even reaching out to Venezuela’s leftist leader.
While he worked to ease friction between the U.S. and their countries, Obama cautioned leaders at the Summit of the Americas to resist a temptation to blame all their problems on their behemoth neighbor to the north.
“I have a lot to learn and I very much look forward to listening and figuring out how we can work together more effectively,” Obama said.
Obama said he was ready to accept Cuban President Raul Castro’s proposal of talks on issues once off-limits for Cuba, including political prisoners held by the communist government.
While praising America’s initial effort to thaw relations with Havana, the leaders pushed the U.S. to go further and lift the 47-year-old U.S. trade embargo against Cuba.
To Latin American nations reeling from a sudden plunge in exports, Obama promised a new hemispheric growth fund, an initiative to increase Caribbean security and a partnership to develop alternative energy sources and fight global warming.
As the first full day of meetings began on the two-island nation of Trinidad and Tobago Saturday, Obama exchanged handshakes and pats on the back with Venezuela’s Hugo
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Apr 18 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, beauty, bliss, body, breathing, earth, eyes, food, happiness, healing, humanity, imagination, inspiration, life, listening, meditation, mind, mood, music, nourishment, pleasure, power, quotes, reality, rivers, source, thought, tips, water, waterfalls, world
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Water Meditation
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Our bodies are over fifty percent water, so it makes sense that human beings have always considered water to be a sacred source of life and healing. It is literally half of who we are, and well over half of the earth’s surface is water. Water cleanses and hydrates, contains and produces nourishment, and when we enter it, holds us in an embrace that leaves no part of us untouched. Meditating with water can be a powerful way of aligning ourselves more fully with this support system that makes life both possible and pleasurable on so many levels.
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We may wish to conduct our meditation while in physical contact with a body of water, whether in the intimacy of our bathtub or the vast container of an ocean. We might float on our backs in a swimming pool or sit with just our feet submerged in a pond or creek. On the other hand, we may simply close our eyes and choose a location based on our imagination. Whatever we choose, we can begin by closing our eyes and listening to our breathing. At the same time, we tune in to the particular music of the water we have chosen—the loud rushing of a river or waterfall, or the surreal silence of the world beneath the surface of the ocean. We might consider how the type of water we choose reflects what we seek—the peace beneath the hectic surface of life, the cleansing power of a river racing through a canyon, or the mood lifting, melodic bubbling of a lively creek.
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Apr 18 2009
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Tags: affection, America, autograph, celebrity, Europe, first lady, France, hotel, hugs, life, London, meeting, palace, photos, politics, Prague, president, Queen Elizabeth, smiles, Turkish
The President and First Lady prepare to leave Winfield House for Buckingham Palace and a meeting with the Queen.
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Apr 18 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: American, birthday, ceremony, elegance, experience, honor, Italian, joy, life, link, medicine, mind, moment, Nobel Prize, scientist, senator, smiles, toast, wine, winner
Italian neurologist and senator for life Rita Levi Montalcini, Nobel Prize winner for Medicine in 1986, …
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Sat Apr 18, 6:32 pm ET
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ROME – Rita Levi Montalcini, a Nobel Prize-winning scientist, said Saturday that even though she is about to turn 100, her mind is sharper than it was she when she was 20.
Levi Montalcini, who also serves as a senator for life in Italy, celebrates her 100th birthday on Wednesday, and she spoke at a ceremony held in her honor by the European Brain Research Institute.
She shared the 1986 Nobel Prize for Medicine with American Stanley Cohen for discovering mechanisms that regulate the growth of cells and organs.
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Apr 18 2009
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: child, class, dad, father, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Little Johnny, medication, medicine, mother, nun, penis, school, sleep, smiles, student, teacher, time, viagra, words
> At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister
> Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know
> and what they are used for.
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> The first pupil said: ‘Tylenol?’
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> ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’
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> ‘It is used for a headache.’
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> The second pupil said: ‘Nytol.’
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> ‘Excellent!’ said Sister Catherine. ‘And what is it used for?’