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> At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister
> Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know
> and what they are used for.
>
> The first pupil said: ‘Tylenol?’
>
> ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’
>
> ‘It is used for a headache.’
>
> The second pupil said: ‘Nytol.’
>
> ‘Excellent!’ said Sister Catherine. ‘And what is it used for?’
>
> ‘To help you sleep’, replied the student.
>
> Now it is Johnny’s turn and he said: ‘Viagra.’
>
> ‘And what is it used for, Johnny?’ asked the surprised Sister Catherine.
>
> ‘It is used for diarrhea.’
>
> ‘And who told you this, Johnny?’
>
> ‘Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ‘take a Viagra, and
> maybe yuh shit will get harder.”
>
>
> Sister Catherine fainted.
>
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