FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~THOUGHT FOOD!
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Tags: food, life, love, thought, value
Chavez’s gift now best-seller
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Tags: America, Cuba, English, gift, handshake, journalist, leaders, photos, president, smiles, Spanish, summit, Trinidad, Venezuela
US President Barack Obama shakes hands with his Venezuelan counterpart Hugo Chavez during the 5th ‘Summit of the Americas’ in Port of Spain, Trinidad. A ‘Summit of the Americas’ bringing together Obama and Latin American leaders in Trinidad and Tobago is set to end on April 19 amid hopes that the United States and Cuba might be on their way to burying almost a half-century of hostility.
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Apr 19 2009
It’s Spring Again!
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Tags: beauty, blooms, celebration, colors, estate, experience, flowers, fragrance, garden, home, masterpiece, park, photos, plants, scent, season, shrubs, spring, trees
The Rites of Spring
Spring has sprung! Celebrate the most beautiful places to experience the season’s stunning colors.
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The Rites of Spring
The Missouri Botanical Garden, St. Louis: The nation’s oldest botanical garden — marking its 150th anniversary this year — is a riot of color each spring, entertaining guests with lovely views of crocuses, camellias, rhododendrons, tulips, snowdrops, clematis, cyclamens, orchids and intensely fragrant sweet olive. The Linnean House conservatory is fronted by a magnolia-lined walkway that virtually showers visitors with the flowering trees’ sweet, heady scent.
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Apr 19 2009
Mother-In-Law
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Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, mother-in-law, wife
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
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Apr 19 2009
Smart Blonde
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Tags: age, air, anger, attention, attorney, blonde, boss, check, computer, congressman, court, earth, employee, employer, era, exam, eyes, flight, fool, friends, friendship, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, global, globe, gratitude, hands, history, humor, idiot, internet, jokes, judge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, letter, mail, manager, Mathematics, money, moon, moron, New York, online, passenger, period, phone, plane, sleep, smiles, stupid, supervisor, test, thankfulness, time, universe, words, world
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
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Apr 19 2009
7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Mess With A Child
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Reason 1
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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Apr 19 2009