Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: fridge, funny, jokes
Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
“Free to good home. You want it, you take it.”
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: audience, celebrity, chance, competition, concert, dream, gratitude, happiness, humility, image, industry, internet, joy, judges, link, music, performance, personality, photos, Pop, sensation, show, singer, skills, smiles, talent, video
Britain’s Got Talent hopeful Susan Boyle became an overnight sensation last week with her moving performance of “I Dream A Dream” from the Broadway musical Les Miserables. Her back story of being a 48-year-old plain Jane who had never been kissed and lives with her cat helped her rack up tens of millions of YouTube video plays in days.
But 12-year-old Shaheen Jafargholi from Mount Pleasant, Swansea appears to have the goods to eclipse Boyle.
Jafargholi’s performance Saturday night on the competition show has given the Internet yet another new buzz.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: America, Caribbean, cops, economy, finance, government, Jamaican, Latin America, nation, partnership, president, promises, property, relationship, smiles, summit, taxes, training, Trinidad
Obama promises much
Obama
A new day in the relationship among the United States, Latin America and the Caribbean dawned on Friday when the Fifth Summit of the Americas began in Trinidad and Tobago.
US President Barack Obama on Friday signalled his intention to start this improved relationship with a declaration of his administration’s commitment to “renew and sustain a broader partnership between the United States and the hemisphere”.
More cops
GOVERNMENT IS set to embark on a major recruitment drive for district constables (DCs) this year.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: authority, career, computer, development, education, exercise, focus, industry, island, Jamaican, job, knowledge, partner, project, skills, smiles, society, training, work
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In the wake of a weakened banana industry, farmers are being retrained.
Workshops feature career counselling, motivational speeches and try-a-skill exercises where participants engage in housekeeping, construction and agricultural applications.
Vocational and skills training is being provided through existing programmes at HEART Trust/NTA and partner institutions for former farmers who are in need of new areas of earning.
The 15-month project began in October 2008 and will end in December 2009, at a cost of 354,700 euros, funded by the European Union and HEART Trust/NTA.
Participants will be required to pass a grade-nine level test that will concentrate on general knowledge, practical mathematics and English language.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
Tags: anxiety, body, day, depression, diet, emotions, energy, exercise, feelings, fish, food, Games, health, heart, meals, mental, physical, stress, sugar, turkey, vegetables, vitamins, weather
Reach for these items next time you’re feeling under pressure, under the weather, or just too close to that breaking point. Munching on these stress-free foods will help pull you back into the game.
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Oranges
A German study in Psychopharmacology found that vitamin C helps reduce stress and return blood pressure and cortisol to normal levels after a stressful situation. Vitamin C is also well known for boosting your immune system.
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Sweet Potatoes
Sweet potatoes can be particularly stress-reducing because they can satisfy the urge you get for carbohydrates and sweets when you are under a great deal of stress. They are packed full of beta-carotene and other vitamins, and the fiber helps your body to process the carbohydrates in a slow and steady manner.
..Dried Apricots
Apricots are rich in magnesium, which is a stress-buster and a natural muscle relaxant as well.
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Apr 21 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: friends, funny, golf, jokes
> Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods
> and
> found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
> ball
> back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
> patch.
> All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
> woman
> appeared.
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> She said, ‘I’m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me
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> to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won’t
>
> have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better
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Apr 21 2009