Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: eyes, fish, funny, humor, job, jokes, laughter, Mathematics, short, smiles, task, weight, work
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed,he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with adozen baby minnows.
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alligators, beaches, feelings, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, rivers, smiles, sports, time, tourist, water
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsizedhis boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept himclinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beach-
comber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
“Are there any gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back,
“they ain’t been around for years!”
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, game, jokes, short, sports
After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted
a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed
it to one of the referees, saying “Here’s your phone.”
“What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked.
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, funny, jokes, short, voice
A social worker who had recently transferred from
the big city to the mountains was touring her new
territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had
ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door.
“Anybody home?”
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: action, aid, beauty, bliss, caring, charity, contribution, day, donation, earth, family, flag, gift, global, globe, God, gratitude, happiness, heart, honesty, inspiration, joy, land, language, lesson, life, listening, love, others, parable, patience, patient, present, roots, scripture, seed, seeds, soil, thankfulness, thought, universe, words
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When a great crowd gathered and people from town after town came to him, he said in a parable: “A sower went out to sow his seed; and as he sowed, some fell on the path and was trampled on, and the birds of the air ate it up. Some fell on the rock; and as it grew up, it withered for lack of moisture. Some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew with it and choked it. Some fell into good soil, and when it grew, it produced a hundredfold.” As he said this, he called out, “Let anyone with ears to hear listen!” Then his disciples asked him what this parable meant. He said, “To you it has been given to know the secrets of the kingdom of God; but to others I speak in parables, so that ‘looking they may not perceive, and listening they may not understand.’ “Now the parable is this: The seed is the word of God. The ones on the path are those who have heard; then the devil comes and takes away the word from their hearts, so that they may not believe and be saved. The ones on the rock are those who, when they hear the word, receive it with joy. But these have no root; they believe only for a while and
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: beauty, celebration, duty, earth, flag, global, globe, God, happiness, harmony, job, man, nature, ocean, others, photos, space, task, time, universe, wish, woman, work, world
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PHOTO FOR TODAY
MORE OF GOD’S MAGNIFICENT EARTH
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN NEAR BIG SUR
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Apr 22 2009