Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, bliss, child, class, elderly, enlightenment, fact, feelings, friends, gift, God, happiness, heart, inspiration, joy, learning, life, love, money, opportunities, peace, perspective, prayer, present, seniors, smiles, strength, understanding, wish, words, world
> Please Read all the way to the bottom:
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> If you will take the time to read these.. I promise you’ll come away
> with an enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all
> on a daily basis:
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> They’re written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so
> much with so few words.. Enjoy……..
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> I’ve learned…. That the best classroom in the world is at the feet
> of an elderly person.
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> I’ve learned…. That when you’re in love, it shows.
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> I’ve learned…. That just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my
> day!’ makes my day….
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Apr 23 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, cold, fish, fishing, funny, golf, hilarious, humor, ice, jokes, language, laughter, nut, nuts, passenger, penis, quotes, shampoo, smiles, snow, thought, voice, words
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:…
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*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word. He knew better*.
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*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing with men’s balls.”*
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*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” My sister started to laugh
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Apr 23 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, job, jokes, man, short
A fellow decided to decorate his bedroom.He wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper he would need but
he knew that the Irishman who lived next door had recently
done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.
“Murphy,” he asked, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy
for your bedroom?”
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Apr 23 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: Britain, celebrity, competition, contestant, dream, dress, fame, fashion, gesture, glamour, Idol, jacket, judges, leather, makeover, music, performance, photos, Scotland, sensation, shopping, singer, smiles, style, talent
April 22, 2009 8:07 AM PDT
“Britain’s Got Talent” contestant Susan Boyle gestures to onlookers in Blackburn in West Lothian, Scotland April 21, 2009
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Looks like Susan Boyle went shopping.
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On Tuesday, the famously frumpy Britain’s Got Talent singer, 48, stepped out in a new patterned dress, leather-look jacket and, yes, high heels, the British Daily Mail points out. Her bushy brows have also gone bye-bye.
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Boyle never ruled out amping up her look ever since she reached international fame for her touching performance of “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables.
“Maybe I’ll consider a makeover later on,” she told the London Times on Saturday. “For now I’m happy the way I am short and plump. I would not go in for Botox or anything like that. I’m content with the way I look. What’s wrong with looking like Susan Boyle? What’s the matter with that?” Read More
Apr 23 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner".
Tags: business, Canada, community, country, development, health, investment, island, Jamaican, opportunities, partner, president, prime minister, project, relationship, skills, smiles, tourism
Published: Sunday | April 19, 2009
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Many Jamaicans living in Canada are looking for new investment opportunities on the island, in a bid to help strengthen the relationship between the two countries.
“What Jamaicans want to do is own some of Jamaica, so Jamaicans who have lived abroad are thinking now of being owners and collaborating with Jamaicans on new projects,” said Sharon Ffolkes Abrahams, president of the Canadian Diaspora Association.
One of the areas being targeted, Ffolkes Abrahams said, is tourism, which, in her opinion, needs diversification. Possible areas of expansion are health tourism and ecotourism.
Contingent in island
Ffolkes Abrahams disclosed that a contingent had arrived in the island ahead of Canadian
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Apr 23 2009
