Wallpaper

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A fellow decided to decorate his bedroom.He wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper he would need but

he knew that the Irishman who lived next door had recently

done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Murphy,” he asked, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy

for your bedroom?”


 
“Twenty” said Murphy.
So the fellow bought the twenty rolls of paper and did the job.

It looked wonderful, but he had 12 rolls of wallpaper left over.

“Murphy,” he said. “I bought twenty rolls of wallpaper for

the bedroom, but I’ve got 12 left over!”

“Dat’s funny,” said Murphy. “So did I.”

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