Net Miles Of Smiles

My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.Recently the elderly minister of a small, strugglingchurch came in with a legal problem. 
 
After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent:“Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through.”