Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, baby, birthday, bliss, body, cemetery, children, companion, couple, duty, era, flowers, food, funny, game, ghost, happiness, humor, husband, job, jokes, joy, labor, lake, laughter, man, Mathematics, ocean, office, partner, pond, pool, rivers, rose, roses, sea, sleep, smiles, sport, spouse, stream, task, thought, time, treats, water, weight, wife, woman, work
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.”
16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds.”
15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby.”
14. “I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever.”
13. “Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl.”
12. “Darned if you ain’t about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.”
11. “Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that’s gotta hurt.”
10. “Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!”
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: bird, birth, birthday, blessings, butterfly, expectation, eyes, God, inspiration, light, listening, man, miracle, nature, singer, sound, star, touch, voice, volume
The man whispered
“God, speak to me.”
And a meadowlark sang
But the man did not hear.
..
So the man yelled
“God speak to me!”
And the thunder rolled across the sky
But the man did not listen.
..
The man looked around and said
“God let me see You.”
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Apr 25 2009
