Write It Down‏

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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

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Meet The Newest ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ Sensation

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Lungs Of Steel

Hollie Steel on 'Britain's Got Talent' (ABC)

Hollie Steel 

Awkward girl amazes ‘Talent’

At first, 10-year-old Hollie had trouble dancing, but then she started to sing. » Better than Boyle, Shaheen?

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I don’t know about you, but I’m already sick of Susan Boyle from Britain’s Got Talent. And I don’t even live in Britain! I’ve just reached my Boyling point with her.
Well, it does seem now that the population of Britain agrees with me, at least, because U.K. viewers’ fickle attention has already turned first to younger and cuter 12-year-old Britain’s Got Talent hopeful Shaheen Jafargholi and then, as of last night, to the even younger and cuter 10-year-old singing ballerina, Hollie Steel.
Hollie’s performance on Britain’s runaway-hit talent show is the latest Interweb sensation after airing on U.K. television yesterday, and along with the obvious
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Scout Survival

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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survivalin the desert. “What are the three most important things

you should bring with you in case you get lost in the

desert?” he asked.

Several hands went up, and many important things were

suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little

boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. “Yes Davey,

what are the three most important things you would bring

with you?” asked the Scout Master. 

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TODAY’S QUOTE

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When you rise in the morning, form a resolution to make the day a happy one for a fellow creature.

- Sydney Smith
 

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Last Minute Gift

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A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I

work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he

needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide

selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.

When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped,

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Celebrity Dinner Dance

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celebrity photo gallery main image - Celebrities, including Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, attend the 6th Annual New Yorkers For Children Spring Dinner Dance at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel.

Joy Bryant was quite possibly the evening’s best dressed celeb thanks to her supercute Zac Posen piece.

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