Last Minute Gift

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A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I

work soon after the doors opened one morning and said he

needed a pair of diamond earrings. I showed him a wide

selection, and quickly he picked out a pair.

When I asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped,

 

he said, “That’d be great. But can you make it quick?

I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks

I’m taking out the trash.”

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