Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actress, attention, beauty, celebrity, fans, fashion, flight, happiness, music, paparazzi, singer, smiles, style, sunglasses
Mariah Carey pops a pose in pink before boarding an overseas flight at LAX.
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May 14 2009
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Tags: abroad, actress, arm, arms, artist, awards, beach, beaches, beauty, bliss, body, boobs, breasts, celebrity, check, chic, designer, destination, exercise, eyes, family, fashion, finger, fingers, flight, foreign, fun, funds, funtime, girl, hair, hand, hands, happiness, highway, journey, joy, lake, legs, lips, loan, Monaco, money, music, ocean, overseas, path, pilot, plane, pond, pool, rain, rivers, road, sand, sea, sexy, shopping, singer, smiles, style, sunglasses, swimsuit, teeth, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vacation, water
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, jokes, mechanic, surgeon
Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, “Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, “So Mr. fancy doctor, look
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May 14 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, money, redneck
A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time
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May 14 2009
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: Canada, Canadian, car, check, cop, dialect, drunk, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, license, man, money, officer, patois, patrolman, policeman, sheriff, smiles, traffic, vehicle, vernacular, West Indian, woman, words
A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had just won $5,000 in the Province safety competition.
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May 14 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: awards, funny, hilarious, jokes, lawsuit, lawyer
It’s time once again to review the winners of the Annual “Stella Awards.” The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald’s. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this year’s winners:
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7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson’s son.
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May 14 2009
