Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: attendant, blonde, flight, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, pilot, plane, smiles, ticket, woman
A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats.
When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, “Your ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”
To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to
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May 26 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: artist, care, child, economy, family, friends, friendship, God, gratitude, hand, holidays, image, inspiration, life, love, man, officer, parents, police, protection, season, smiles, teacher, thankfulness, woman, world
At first it sounded like a Thanksgiving story, but the more I
reflected on it, the more appropriate it seemed for any time of the
year. The way I heard it, the story went like this:
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Thanksgiving Day was near. The first grade teacher gave her class a
fun assignment — to draw a picture of something for which they were
thankful.
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Most of the class might be considered economically disadvantaged, but
still many would celebrate the holiday with turkey and other
traditional goodies of the season. These, the teacher thought, would
be the subjects of most of her student’s art. And they were.
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But Douglas made a different kind of picture. Douglas was a different
kind of boy. He was the teacher’s true child of misery, frail and
unhappy. As other children played at recess, Douglas was likely to Read More
May 26 2009
