Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: date, family, friends, funny, jokes, short
Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”
“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”
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Jul 28 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: classroom, designer, dog, exam, fashion, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, legs, Little Johnny, Mathematics, office, pants, promotion, smiles, student, style, suit, teacher, test, time, truck, vehicle
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, “I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than her too.” The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal.
The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet.
The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
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Jul 10 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: belief, blessings, faith, God, heart, hope, inspiration, joy, life, link, music, soul, spirit, trust, truth, video
I Speak Life
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Featuring Donnie McClurkin Chorus …..
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I speak life. You’re gonna live … Oh, my brother, my sister …You will prevail …
I speak life. Don’t give up the fight … For your life ….
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Click link below to be inspired and richly blessed ….
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Jul 10 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: activity, advice, Bible, check, coffee, day, duty, earth, effectiveness, employee, employer, family, friends, global, globe, God, growth, inspiration, integrity, Jesus, job, learning, life, listening, man, meditation, money, others, prayer, relaxation, rest, scripture, task, time, tips, today, tool, tools, universe, voice, woman, work, world, youth
TO HEAR GOD’S VOICE TURN DOWN THE WORLD’S VOLUME.
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job.
“That depends,” replied the foreman. “Let’s see you fell this tree.” The young man stepped forward and skillfully felled a great tree. Impressed, the foreman exclaimed, “You can start Monday.”
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday rolled by. Thursday afternoon the foreman approached the young man and said, “You can pick up your paycheck on the way out today.”
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Jul 09 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: anxiety, belief, cake, child, depression, faith, family, God, granny, health, ingredients, inspiration, life, love, mother, mother-in-law, school, stress, success, time, treats, trust
A little boy is telling his Grandma how “everything” is going wrong. School, family problems, severe health problems, etc. Meanwhile, Grandma is baking a cake. She asks her grandson if he would like a
snack, which of course he does.
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Jul 09 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: encouragement, goodness, heart, inspiration, joy, life, link, love, message, movie, truth, video, wonders, world
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SEVEN WONDERS
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| OK, you may have seen this already but it’s worth another look. Take 2 minutes today and be reminded of all that’s true and good in our world. Sit back, take a breath and turn on your speakers. You may really need this inspirational message … |
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If the image above doesn’t display use the link below to view the movie.
http://www.sevenwondersofyourworldmovie.com/
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STAY POSITIVE!
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Jul 09 2009