I’ll respect you in the morning.
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I’m from your government, and I am here to help you.
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You get this one, I’ll pay next time.
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My wife doesn’t understand me.
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Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.
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Of course I love you.
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I am getting a divorce.
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Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
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I never inhaled.
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It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing.
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I never watch television except for PBS.
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…but we can still be good friends.
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She means nothing to me.
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Don’t worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge
is on “empty.”
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I gave at the office.
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Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.
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I’ll call you later.
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We’ll release the upgrade by the end of the year.
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Read my lips: no new taxes
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I’ve never done anything like this before
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Now, I’m going to tell you the truth
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It’s supposed to make that noise.
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I *love* your new
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