Net Miles Of Smiles

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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

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The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

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Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

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However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

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She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

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The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

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‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

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So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

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 After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

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She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

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‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

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‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

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‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

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Now, how about that drink?’