Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: actor, actress, airport, alcohol, America, beauty, bliss, Britain, bus, car, church, companion, contest, contestant, couple, culture, custom, dance, dialect, doctor, drugs, earth, engagement, era, fashion, festival, flight, food, fun, funny, funtime, game, gift, graduation, growth, happiness, heritage, hilarious, history, holiday, Hollywood, home, hospital, House, humor, husband, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, jokes, jonkanoo, journey, joy, language, laughter, license, life, London, magazine, marriage, medication, medicine, memories, minister, money, music, nurse, office, partner, pastor, path, patois, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, plane, preacher, present, priest, prize, queen, Queen Elizabeth, reggae, road, school, sermon, smiles, sport, spouse, style, summer, Sunday, task, television, time, traffic, travel, universe, vehicle, vernacular, West Indian, wife, words, work, world, youth
Miss Jamaica, Evelyn Andrade, Marries Dancing Partner Tony Verity
– Jet Magazine May 26, 1955
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Those who remember these shouldn’t still be working!!!!
— As a Jamaican you know you are getting old if:
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You had an exercise book with Queen Elizabeth and her husband on it
(instead of a ring binder).
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You used to listen to Redifussion.
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You wore Bata crepe to school, and bought Asham at the gate..
(Extra credit if you know what Asham was made of)
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You remember that the Lou and Ranny show used to come on at 7:00 PM
On a Sunday.
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You know what the initials T. A. D. P. Stand for.
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You know who Tony Verity was.
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You can name more than two of the characters in a Jonkanoo band.
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You know what boxing title Bunny Grant held.
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: earth, global, globe, humanity, journey, kindness, life, love, quotes, today, universe, world
I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer, for I shall not pass this way again.
–William Penn
Aug 09 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: blessings, bliss, Caribbean, celebration, country, God, guidance, happiness, Independence Day, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, justice, knowledge, leaders, life, link, love, music, Ocho Rios, pride, respect, service, St Ann, strength, truth, video, vision, wisdom
Ocho Rios, Jamaica
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In celebration of Jamaica ’s 47th Independence Day!!
(View video below) — Enjoy!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4A8AJ9QBM
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Sing along:
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: affection, age, aid, aim, arms, assistance, baby, blessings, bliss, caring, child, contribution, deed, deeds, difference, duty, earth, elderly, example, feelings, global, globe, goal, hand, hands, happiness, heart, helping, humor, influence, inspiration, job, joy, kindness, labor, laughter, life, love, man, morals, need, needs, neighbor, neighborhood, others, role model, seniors, smiles, soul, task, time, today, touch, universe, values, woman, work, world, youth
EVERYONE NEEDS A SMILE!!!
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“Infect the whole world with your SMILE one person at a time !”
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AS I LIVE EACH DAY,
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MAY I DO MY PART!
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TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND
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TOUCH ONE HEART.
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EACH DAY IT IS MY GOAL,
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TO BRING SMILES & LAUGHTER
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INTO A SOUL!
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bus, car, cop, drunk, funny, hilarious, jokes, license, life, officer, patrolman, police, school, sheriff, test, ticket, traffic, trooper, vehicle
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The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
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1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can’t see my license plate.
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2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
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3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
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4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
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5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, age, blonde, car, elderly, exercise, eyes, fashion, fool, funny, health, hilarious, humor, idiot, jogger, jokes, journey, language, laughter, license, light, magazine, moron, phone, relaxation, rest, road, seniors, sleep, smiles, style, time, travel, trip, vehicle, words
Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o’clock in the morning and she was very tired.
After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.
Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes … drifting off to sleep, precious sleep …
When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.
‘Sorry to wake you,’ he huffed, jogging in place. ‘But can you tell me what time it is?’
Jane glanced at her watch. ‘8:15,’ she said through the glass.
The old man thanked her, then left.
‘Just my luck,’ she muttered. ‘I’m parked on someone’s jogging route.’
With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.
Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn’t been really tired, she would have found them cute. Now, they were just annoying.
‘Hi,’ the blonde jogger said.
‘Do you have the time?’ his brown-haired friend asked.
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Aug 01 2009
