Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
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Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
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Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
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Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her, if she is interested, she’ll send YOU a drink.
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Drink: Wine – (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
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Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…. this should be an easy target.
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Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk…… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
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Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
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Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.
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Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
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Wine: He’s hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
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Whiskey: He doesn’t give a hoot about anything but getting laid.
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Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
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White Zinfandel: He’s gay.
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