Net Miles Of Smiles

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Reach in and grab the giblets.

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Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

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I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

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Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

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Talk about a huge breast!

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And he forced his way into the end zone…

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She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men
to hold her down.

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It’s Cool Whip time!!!!

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If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!

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It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip,
nothing squirts out!