Posted: under "A Scripture A Day Keeps The Devil Away", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirational Poetry.
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There are seasons of life and sufferings of the heart
that God will allow for His own;
Where the pain is almost too heavy to bear
for the garden of tears that are sown.
But little do we know about the future itself
other than Christ will hold tight to the redeemed.
And that God will have a way of always being faithful
no matter how hard that it seemed.
For He brings us through trials to test our faith
and filter off what doesn’t belong.
In the end we realize that God is truly God
and our weakness is what makes us strong.
God brings us through hardships that threaten to break us
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: challenge, class, classroom, college, exam, funny, hands, humor, jokes, language, laughter, Professor, smiles, student, teacher, test, time, words
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question
final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array
of topics.
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The class was already seated and ready to go when
the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his
desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we
have learned this semester, prove that this chair does
not exist.”
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Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled
in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: coffee, diner, funny, hilarious, jokes, restaurant, waitress
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Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it
had seen better days. As they slid into a booth, Bill
wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin
and wiped some moisture from the table.
The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some
menus.
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“No thanks,” said Doug. “I’ll just have a cup of black
coffee.”
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“I’ll have black coffee, too,” Bill said. “And please
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, age, aid, assistance, baby, bank, belief, check, children, era, eyes, fool, friends, friendship, funds, funny, granny, hilarious, history, humor, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, money, moron, mother, mother-in-law, need, needs, peace, pencil, perception, period, phone, play, reading, relaxation, rest, smiles, stupid, sugar, surprise, time, tips, tool, tools, treats, woman, words
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Mary was almost crazy with her three young kids. She
complained to her best friend Judy, “They’re driving me
nuts! They give me no rest! I’m half way to the funny farm!”
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“What you need,” said Judy, “is a playpen.”
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So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, Judy called to
ask how things were going.
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, airplane, art, aviation, classroom, contest, courage, craft, experiment, family, friends, idea, imagination, inspiration, lesson, life, link, mind, movie, opportunities, partner, possibilities, reality, secret, teacher, team, vision, winner, world
Peter Drucker once said, “It is easier to come up with new ideas than it is to…let go of the old ones.” I couldn’t agree more! That comfort zone is…well, pretty comforting for all of us.
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What are some of the secrets to taking risks and turning problems into new
Mar 05 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: advice, child, desire, friendship, jokes, life, love, sharing, soldier
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One person jokingly says she never goes to bed angry. Instead, she
stays awake and plots her revenge.
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As one story goes, a group of occupational soldiers hired a local
boy to run errands for them. The soldiers liked to relieve stress by
playing practical jokes on the young boy. They would hide his
belongings, put gum in his shoes, or send him on silly errands.
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The boy handled the joking quite well. He never seemed upset by it.
After a while, the soldiers decided that they had bothered the child