Net Miles Of Smiles

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Mary was almost crazy with her three young kids. She
complained to her best friend Judy, “They’re driving me
nuts! They give me no rest! I’m half way to the funny farm!”

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“What you need,” said Judy, “is a playpen.”

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So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, Judy called to
ask how things were going.

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“Superb! I can’t believe it,” Mary said. “I get in that pen
with a good book and a chocolate bar, and the kids don’t
bother me for hours!”