Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: belief, camp, decision, deer, eyes, fish, fishing, funny, hairstyle, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, man, Mathematics, morning, sleep, smiles, time, voter
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Seven guys were at deer camp. Three had to bunk two to a room.
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No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”
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He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
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The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
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He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn’t sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”
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The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man’s man.
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: accident, blonde, Brazil, Brazilian, cemetery, companion, couple, eyes, fool, funny, ghost, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, partner, plane, smiles, spouse, time, water, wife, words
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
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The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
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“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: contentment, effort, gift, giving, happiness, hugs, joy, others, peace, quotes, sharing, smiles, today, world
“Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no
time and effort searching for peace and contentment
and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is
no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving.
Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume
you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops
on yourself.”
- Og Mandino
Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, hilarious, jokes, moment, phone, seniors, wife
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An elderly man was driving down the freeway when his cell phone rang.
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He answered it and it was his wife. She said, “Be careful, honey! I heard on the news that there is a car driving backwards on the freeway!”
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: attention, charity, contribution, donation, food, gift, inspiration, present, surprise, thought, token
“One of the greatest gifts you can give to anyone
is the gift of attention.”
- Jim Rohn
Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bicycle, child, funny, hilarious, jokes
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“I was in a customer’s home one afternoon and
while I was talking to the customer, their 4 year old
little girl whose name was Michelle, tugged on my
pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, “I got a new
bicycle, do you want to see it?”
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I said, “Sure Michelle.” So off to the backyard we
went.
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Upon getting into the backyard, I saw a brand new
girl’s bicycle. “Boy, Michelle!! That’s a beautiful bicycle.”
I complimented. “Can you ride it?”
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“Yeah, I can ride it,” she said, then with a sad face
she pouted, “but it’s broke.”
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I looked at the new bicycle and couldn’t see anything