Net Miles Of Smiles

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“I was in a customer’s home one afternoon and
while I was talking to the customer, their 4 year old
little girl whose name was Michelle, tugged on my
pants leg and excitedly exclaimed, “I got a new
bicycle, do you want to see it?”

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I said, “Sure Michelle.” So off to the backyard we
went.

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Upon getting into the backyard, I saw a brand new
girl’s bicycle. “Boy, Michelle!! That’s a beautiful bicycle.”
I complimented. “Can you ride it?”

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“Yeah, I can ride it,” she said, then with a sad face
she pouted, “but it’s broke.”

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I looked at the new bicycle and couldn’t see anything

wrong with it, so I asked her, “What’s wrong with it?”

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“I don’t know,” she shrugged, “but every time I ride it,
it falls down!”