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A Jamaican guy enters a resturant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. he calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it she will be his.
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young lady, saying that it’s from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican, the note reads…
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“For me to accept this bottle you need to have a mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank and 9 inches in your trousers.”
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After reading this note the Jamaican sends back a note of his own, it reads…
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“Jus su yuh know…me ave a bran new benz an a bran new bimma park up inna mi yard, an mi av over 10 million inna de bank but nuhbaddy an mi mean NUHBADDY nah gon mek mi cut 3 inch off a wah mi ave inna mi pants…suh yuh can jus sen back di champagne!”
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