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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside of London. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwich!”
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The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
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The trucker replies, “Listen Darlin, I ain’t horny. I’m homesick.”
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