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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
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4. Foreclose – If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
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5. Rectum – I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.
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6. Disappointment – My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
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7. Penis – I went to the doctor’s and he handed me a cup and said penis.
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8. Israel – Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”…..
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9. Undermine – There’s a fine lookin’ ho who live in the apartment undermine.
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10. Acoustic – When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
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11. Iraq – When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle, iraq, you break.
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12. Stain – My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, “You plan on stain for dinner?”
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13. Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”
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14. Income – I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
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