Net Miles Of Smiles

 

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 A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck
speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he’s about to come out of
his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to
call 911.

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When the police arrives, the Jamaican man explains what happened.

‘Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to
rass!!’

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The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and
says, You Jamaicans are so materialistic.You’re so into the damage of your car
door, that you didnt even realize that your hand is still attached to it!’

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The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams
out,’Bloodclaat!!! Mi rolex!!!’