Net Miles Of Smiles

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Jamaican Jokes

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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .

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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All de kings horses and all de kings men,
said ” cha , ‘im, only a egg.”

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Jack and Jill
Went up de hill
to have a likkle fun.
Idyat Jill forget she pill
and now them have a son.