Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: baby, cop, elderly, funny, hilarious, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, minister, money, pastor, police, preacher, priest, school, sermon, short, Sunday, teacher, wedding, wife
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1. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why the groom wearing black?”
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2. A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!” While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…But please don’t shove me either!”
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3. Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”
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4. An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.”
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5. A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!".
Tags: God, heart, home, House, life, man, mind, others, prayer, thought, woman
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Dear God,
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Please untie the knots
that are in my mind,
my heart and my life.
Remove the have nots,
the can nots and the do nots
that I have in my mind.
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Erase the will nots,
may nots, and
might nots that find
a home in my heart.
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Release me from the could nots,
would nots and should nots
Mar 14 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, children, elderly, family, funny, gift, hilarious, jokes, minister, money, pastor, preacher, priest, wife
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.
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There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally,
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Inspirationals.
Tags: academics, achievement, Africa, age, America, aspirations, blacks, brilliance, Britain, British, career, competition, computer, dream, education, environment, exam, excellence, family, friends, genius, government, happiness, history, immigration, inspiration, internet, joy, laughter, London, Mathematics, Nigeria, nurturing, online, overachievers, parent, peers, pride, prime minister, prodigies, scholarship, school, student, success, talent, teacher, test, twins, university
. . . . Black and Has 9-Year-Old
High School-Bound Twins
Paula and Peter Imafidon are just like any other 9-year-olds. They love laughing, playing on the computer and fighting with each other. What sets these twins apart from their peers, though, is that they are, hands down, prodigies who are about to enter high school and make British history as the youngest to do so.
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The precocious London-based tykes, known as the “Wonder Twins,” floored academics a year ago when they aced University of Cambridge’s advanced mathematics exam. They are the youngest students to ever pass the test.
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The future little scholars’ father, Chris, and mother, Ann, immigrated to Britain from
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, change, courage, emotions, encouragement, family, gift, gratitude, heart, inspiration, job, learning, life, link, love, mission, movie, needs, persistence, privilege, purpose, sharing, surprise, task, thought, touch, truth, understanding, video, wisdom
What is the greatest gift you’ll ever give…or receive?
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It might surprise you, but just Click Here to find out in this unforgettable 3 minute movie.
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Mar 14 2010
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: Bible, Christian, day, food, knowledge, meditation, quotes, scripture, thought, understanding, wisdom
Christian Quote of the Day
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Most people are bothered by those passages in Scripture which they cannot understand; but as for me, I always noticed that the passages in Scripture which trouble me most are those which I do understand.
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- Mark Twain
Mar 14 2010