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Preaching the Word by Areopagus

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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.

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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.

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There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church. Finally,

the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said.

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Silence fell on the congregation.

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In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”

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And the congregation said, “Amen”.

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