Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes, smiles
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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
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St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
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The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
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“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
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St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
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The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
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Apr 01 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: April Fool's Day, boss, coffee, computer, employee, fool, fun, funny, funtime, hilarious, humor, idiot, internet, job, jokes, laughter, man, manager, online, pranks, restaurant, smiles, task, television, woman, work
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- Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say ” I’m so sorry to hear you got fired ! ” – Act surprised they didn’t know yet.
- Wet a tissue with milk and run around holding the tissue to your eye pretending you stuck your pen in your eye, when somebody comes close, squeeze the tissue to make the Milk spurt out all over the place.
- Place Cling-film over the toilet seat – an old prank but a good one !
- Ring your friend and pretend to be from the local GPs office. Tell them they might have Newcastles Disease ( a chicken disease – don’t tell them that ).
- Sign somebody up to an embarrasing email newsletter.
- Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (e.g. your friend) wanted them to drop over at 11am – they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.
- Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.
- Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite) on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw. Then go around the office and say you were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time.
- Advertise your bosses job in the local newspsper – (Great if you want to get fired !).
- Get a universal remote control and turn the volume up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby. Try be covert so you can keep doing it.
- If you are a manager or have employees under you, send people looking for made up items such as the dehydrated water, the hydraulic cement humidifier, the double sided transperencies, a fallopian tube, the blunt knife, a glass hammer.
- If you work in a restaurant, tell all employees that due to new fiar trade regulations, each serving of fries or chips must contain exactly 257 pieces.
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Apr 01 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: April Fool's Day, baby, bank, check, cop, cow, day, earth, finger, fingers, fool, funds, funny, global, globe, hand, hands, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, money, moron, ocean, officer, patrolman, police, purpose, rivers, robber, sea, sheriff, smiles, star, stupid, time, trooper, turtle, universe, water, winner, world
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April Fool’s Day
The first of April, some do say,
Is set apart for All Fools’ Day.
But why the people call it so,
Nor I, nor they themselves do know.
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.
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Foolish Questions
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a song about him?
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Apr 01 2010
