Net Miles Of Smiles

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Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

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She smiled and went about her work.

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 A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the

 cat in a tub of water.
 

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She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!”

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Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

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