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AND THE WINNER IS . . . .
Alyssa Campanella
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The winner of the 2011 Miss USA Pageant, Alyssa Campanella, will represent the United States at the Miss Universe pageant in Brazil scheduled for September 12.
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Alyssa Campanella
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Alyssa Campanella, who’s originally from Manalapan, New Jersey, is a former Miss Teen USA runner-up from 2007. She moved to Los Angeles, California after losing her Garden State
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Jun 21 2011
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Miss New York USA 2011, Amber Marie Collins
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Miss Ohio USA 2011, Ashley Caldwell
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Miss Pennsylvania USA 2011, Amber-Joi Watkins
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Miss North Dakota USA 2011, Brandi Lynn Schoenberg
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Miss Vermont USA 2011, Lauren Carter
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Miss New Hampshire USA 2011, LacyJane Folger
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Miss New Jersey USA 2011, Julianna White
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Jun 21 2011
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. . . Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. . .
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
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The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’ ..
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal
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Jun 21 2011
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
Genie’s lamp.
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She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
asked if she was entitled to three wishes.
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The Genie said “No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So what’ll it be?”
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The woman didn’t hesitate. She said “I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other.”
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The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed “Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but
not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
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The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been
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Jun 21 2011
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Miss Arkansas USA 2011, Lakynn McBride
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Miss Illinois USA 2011, Angela Sparrow
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Miss Kentucky USA 2011, Kia Ben-et Hampton
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Miss California USA 2011, Alyssa Campanella
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Miss Colorado USA 2011, Blair Adair Griffith
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Miss Louisiana USA 2011, Page Pennock
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Miss Indiana USA 2011, Jillian Wunderlich
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Miss Iowa USA 2011, Rebecca Goldsmith
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Miss Maine USA 2011, Ashley-Lynn Marble
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Jun 21 2011
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Kelly. How’d you die?
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1st woman: I Froze to Death.
2nd woman: How Horrible!
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1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
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Jun 21 2011