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Add a teaspoon of it
To your diet each day
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My sister said its so cold where she is
that she saw a lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!
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Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,
”Oh my God”. The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,
”Hold my beer and watch this”!
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Cold rain, snow,
my wife spent the morning
in front of the window….
I guess I should let her in.
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Forecast for Boston/Windy and cold
with heavy wet snow.
Chances of wannabe hippies
running away is 100 percent.
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